I like parties, metal concerts, NES, Sega Genesis, zombies, good horror, shitty horror, sci-fi, noir, westerns, Lost, FFT, Bukowski, melodic death metal, making crappy electronica, Arrogant Bastard Ale, winter days, summer nights, steampunk culture, belittling others, and grape juice. I miss Florida. I have Peter Pan syndrome. I have an enormous ego. I do a lot of reading when I should be working, working when I should be quitting, writing epic shit, lying without a reason, as well as arguing without one. And finally, one rule: porn with a little heart and women without it. Biggest movie guilty pleasure? Can't Hardly Wait. No shame.